Pump The Brakes, Free Stories Ahead!

You like free stories, right? Sure you do. The person who hates free stories is pretty much the same kind of person who hates puppies. You don’t hate puppies, do you?

Of course you don’t. So listen closely, I’m gonna let you in on a little known secret: by signing up for the One Lazy Robot Newsletter you get a free novelette.

No, you aren’t having a seizure. Yes, you read that correctly. A free story and all you have to do is click HERE and enter your email address. That’s it, that’s all. In exchange for your time and effort you’ll get your choice of one of the two stories listed below.

No sweat, right? Well, uh…  if you are sweating, then I’m gonna assume it’s for entirely unrelated reasons to this. Seriously, this should not be sweat inducing.

Now, besides getting a free story, by signing up for the Newsletter you’ll be the first to hear about upcoming new releases, giveaways for more free stuff, and never before seen, exclusive content (ie: cat videos with unimaginable levels of d’aww…)

So what are you waiting for? Click HERE, sign up, and get a free story. Couldn’t be any easier. Well, actually it could, but I’m not a wizard, I only play one on tv, so I can’t just magically make the stories appear in your brainpan. For now you’ll just have to meet me half-way.

Anthony