TIME HEIST and FREE STUFF!

Good news everybody! Time Heist will be dropping like a book shaped meteor on December 1st.

It’s available for pre-order HERE so go reserve yourself a copy and it’ll be delivered straight to your reading device on December 1st. Now for you eager beavers out there that don’t want to wait that long, I’ll tell you what, I’m giving out a limited number of ARC’s, which in the fancy publishing industry means Advanced Review Copies. Here’s the deal, I’ll give you a free copy of Time Heist, before it even hits the shelves, in exchange for an honest review on a website of your choice.

That’s a pretty good deal if I do say so myself. So, fill out the contact form at the bottom of the page if you’re interested in getting yourself a free copy of Time Heist.

But what’s that I hear?

You want more? Well, Sins of the Father, Parallel, and Standing Kill Orderlies are available on Amazon for the low, low price of $.99.

Feeling cheap and don’t want to spend no moneys? Head over to OneLazyRobot.com and I have a bunch of free short stories you can take a gander at. Or, even better, head over there and sign up for my NEWSLETTER and you can get a free copy of my novella Parallel or Sins of the Father.

Anyways, enough shameless self-promotion.