Random Rants
Twitter Done Wrong
Quick disclaimer: I am, by no means, a Twitter expert. The fact that you’re here now, reading any advice I could possibly offer on how to use Twitter as an effective part of your social media platform, is likely due to your extreme boredom (and/or masochism). In fact, I’ll go one step further and say I’m not…
Read MoreDon’t Feed The Trolls…But Feel Free To Kick Them In The Gonads (FREE Books over here!)
Aw, how cute. Somebody just carpet bombed all my books on Goodreads with 1 star ratings. An effective strategy for… For what exactly? See, what I can’t figure out is, if you thought the first book was 1 star worthy, why read the next one? And if you thought that one was 1 star worthy as…
Read MoreHow To Be A Better Human (in theory)!
Between unannounced projects cropping up like hydra’s and a trio of computers cahooting to end the tyranny of their human overlord by committing near simultaneous suicide, the last month or so has been wonky. Which is why ya’ll haven’t seen me in a hot minute. But now I’m back and I’m gonna do a blitzkrieg…
Read MoreOne Day Only: Time Heist For Fleas!
I’ve been hitting the ginger ale pretty hard this morning. What I meant to say is: Time Heist for FREE!! Yeah, that makes more sense and seems a better deal for all parties involved. Seriously, I don’t want your fleas, but thanks for asking. Okay, so I screwed the pooch the other day when I…
Read MoreAnother Free Story? Madness!
*EDIT* Uh, due to some technical issues with Amazon, this post came out a bit premature. So, uh… Sins of the Father won’t be free until Wednesday. Whoops. Sorry to have lied so blatantly to you all.* So Sins of the Father came up to me yesterday and said, “Hey Anthony, what the heck? Why…
Read MoreScience Fiction Has Gotten A Little…Gay.
This is going to be another touchy subject so let’s all promise to be on our best behavior right out of the gate? If not, I’m prepared to throw down, if you know what I mean. *smacks a riding crop menacingly into the palm of his hand* Good. Now that we’re all reading the same…
Read MoreTime For Another Free Book!
Howdy kiddos and grownos (<– I’m making that into a word, so deal with it) last week I was giving away free copies of Standing Kill Orderlies. If you missed the boat, no worries, I’m back again this week with another free offer. Click the pic to be magically transported to Amazon where you can…
Read MoreI Take Back Everything Bad I Ever Said About Female Superheros!
I hate to say this, but damn, Saturday Night Live finally did something right. Okay, I promise this is my last female superhero rant posts for a while. Don’t want ya’ll to think I’m a one trick pony.
Read MoreWhy Ratings and Reviews Don’t Matter Anymore! (sort of)
This post might ruffle some feathers so I’m gonna be on my best behavior so as not to piss off the jury of my peers. Here’s my observation: the ratings/reviews on Amazon are absolutely irrelevant. I see you over there eyeing me suspiciously and whittling a piece of driftwood to resemble a pretty spectacular shiv…
Read MoreStanding Kill Orderlies Free!
Psst. Hey you, do you like free stuff? Of course you do, you’re a frugally minded individual, why wouldn’t you love free? Okay, fair point, sometimes free equals shoddy workmanship. Also, just to play devil’s advocate, sometimes free = bed-bugs. You wouldn’t take a free mattress off the side of the road would you? Wait,…
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